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Does Santa have his Digital ID and Passport ? We do need to track him in case he has a transmitable decease...

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And exactly which jabs, if any, has Mr Claus gotten? And is he “up-to-date” on all of the jabs, especially covid 19? After all, he may be a “super spreader”, leaving dangerous viral laden droplets all over the world. Maybe even leading to another pandemic, worst than the last!

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You got me scared and it's Xmas not Halloween ... Maybe they should send drones to bring down Santa as they did with the Camera filled Chinese Weather Balloons ... Forgot the money and the weapons are in Ukraine ...

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Inquiring minds want to know - was this "special permit" gratis and Santa didn't need to pay for importing the reindeer into the US and then, technically, exporting them out? I'm sensing the need for a FOIA request.

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Why would the USDA give clearance to flying reindeer?

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and where's the air traffic control in all of this?

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Fearing suddenly dying pilots in their sector.

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Check their flight plan for a stopover in Area 51

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Area 51 is restricted to UAPs and flyovers from Nellis.

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For people who have experienced this regulatory system first hand it is a nightmare. We’re in Paris with our healthy Siamese cat for Christmas. Among all the deadlines, FedEx delivered documentation, etc, was a $268 bill from our USDA “accredited” veterinarian for the necessary paperwork. There was nothing unusual about our case; this cost is routine. I guess it keeps the bureaucrats employed delivering costly “services” with no proportionate benefit.

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what in the actual F***?! somebody who collects a salary on our dime was paid to create that. yikes.

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I am very concerned about damage to rooftop solar panels and entanglement in windmills. Hopefully Santa's legal team is working on climate damage immunity.

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Such effing bullshit! Not even a little humorous

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All he needs to do is show up in Tijuana, Nogales, Juarez, Eagle Pass or any other area of the southern border & sleigh across, no questions asked, no health certification for man nor beast, much less a passport or mandate for “vaccination”

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presuming that the reindeer are all up-to-date on their boosters, what happens when they have a vaxxident and the sleigh goes head-on into a ten-wheeler?

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What has 10 wheels? 🤔

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I heard the USDA use considering issuing free Vaseline to all sheep people.

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Is the USDA going to cull Santa’s reindeer by 30% due to their farting.

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I’m not sure Santa needs a permit, but livestock need permits to cross borders. Health certificates are issued prior.

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Pure propaganda, Santa would never listen to the USDA. He'd be like, HO, HO, HO, and off he'd go!

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I guess he won't be needing one of those free airline tickets they're handing out.

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I wonder if they will check them for Lyme-carrying ticks? Going to every house in North America is the mother of all super-spreader events.

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Is Santa beginning his yearly delivery service in Wuhan by any chance?

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