I guess I missed a memo. Has the Bird Flu jumped to humans? Or is this just fear mongering?
That this is a "three-party project...initiated between the United States, the UK, and China" shows that its a project dear to the transnational deep state, whose efforts at "serial passage" are meant to convince us they are not serial liars, and serial killers too.
Beaking New!! Worst fears realized! The bird flu that fled the nest to take flight through dog populations globally, now dubbed “AVI=BARK 21,” has mutated further to leave the kennel and take a walkies through human populations.
Top dog at China’s Canine Avian Disease Control, Dr. Woo-f-ang Falcon, has confirmed ground zero to be a corner shop in the sleepy French town of Dormir-Plume-Chien-Bois, nestled in the iconic Whine region of Birdgogne. This area is renowned the world over for its Cabernet Sauvig-nest, Beakaujolais, Pigeonot Noir, and Zinfandeagle varietals.
Mr. Fei Lang, a 33-year-old from Woo-f-han, China and his French wife Chiennette- Roitelet were honeymooning there when Fei Lang fell ill after drinking a bottle of Avian mineral water from local shop “Le Chien Plume.” He was con-furmed to be positive for the new variant, christened H1K9-Sapiens by (P)ug (C)row (R)etriever at 92 cycle fetc-hold.
When a reporter from the Beakzos owned New Yap Times insisted on evidence for the starling claim that AVI-BARK 21 had leapt species barriers to humans, Dr. Woo-f-ang deftly referenced the initial sequencing of the Avian water bottle, Fei Lang had lapped up. De Novahawk sequencing revealed evidence of a man-made Gain of Fiction lab-rador leak. Inside the bottle of Avian, on a tiny slither of paper, waterproofed by lamination with the thinnest plastic film ever seen, a new genome was printed.
Next-Gen Terrier sequencing feather con-furmed the man-made nature of this hybrid bug. The plastic traced back to a factory in Dogodz, Poland, the paper sourced from a mill in H-owl-inna, Finland, and the genome was invented with the aid of software from Microsoft Offsprey 365 - the only place where all members of the health freedom movement can unanimously agree that viruses truly exist in pure, rabid, self-replicating Gain of Fido form. An Epsowl printer physically imprinted the genome.
Experts from the Whippet Hound Organization advise consulting with healthcare professionals for anyone exhibiting unusual signs. Mild symptoms of H1K9-Sapien include:
Head Beat-Bobbing: Moving heads back and forth in a quick, rhythmic manner like chickens, when listening to music on (M) utt (P) eck 3 players.
Fetching Frenzy: Fetching this and that for the missus as she howls out incessant errands, disturbing comfy perch time on sofas for husbands about to enjoy the footy on TV. Many consider this to be a terminal case of long H1K9-Sapiens.
Beak discounts: Pecking the price tags off expensive brand items in a bid to leave exclusive stores with premium products for free.
Paws for thought: Compulsive scratching behind ears with hands, often in mid-conversation.
Slobber sickness: Involuntarily drooling at the sight and smell of food, booze, and super cars.
Long H1K9-Sapiens is far more serious and has resulted in relationship difficulties, and sadly sometimes injury and even death. Disturbing signs include:
Sniff and Greet Syndrome: Greeting friends and strangers alike by enthusiastically sniffing their hands or, more embarrassingly, their behinds.
Guard Dog Glare: Staring down and growling in a menacing manner, anyone who comes near partner.
Avian Ballet: the coordinated movements of people in bus/train queues, changing positions rapidly in line, mimicking the flocking behaviours of birds in flight. Fights can break out when buses and trains pull in as passengers dispute their original place in the queue.
80‘s Style Plume Perms: Frequent trips to expensive hair salons to get perms shaped like chicken crests.
V-FORMATION DRIVES: Car owners of the same make and model have been observed driving in V-formation down busy transport arteries, shouting up at migratory geese to slow down. Motorway pile ups have become the norm. In addition, reports have been flying into police stations about vehicles driving off cliffs in a desperate bid to follow migratory birds.
Perhaps the most disturbing sign of Long H1K9-Sapiens is:
Male Mating Madness: Women across the globe have taken to Twitter to voice their concerns about bizarre new behaviours from their partners during intimate moments. Prior to the most intimate act, men are reportedly engaging in elaborate mating dances, hopping and spinning around in circles in a futile attempt to impress. Female frustrations are further exacerbated by their partners’ insistence on doggy style exclusively.
While some women might tolerate these peculiarities, many are disturbed by their partners flapping of arms, chicken wing style during the act, with everything concluding in just over 2 and a half flaps. Adding to the surreal experience, rumours have flocked to Twitter of men howling like wolves at the peak of climax, followed by crazed cock-a-doodle-doos. The spectacle ends with them lying on their backs, limbs splayed, and demanding belly rubs for comfort.
This bizarre hybrid virus, blending avian and canine traits, poses unprecedented challenges as it spreads across species boundaries, leaving health officials and researchers, scrambling to understand its implications.
So, ladies and gentlemen, keep those tails wagging and noses twitching for all the latest pup-dates. And remember, try not to get in a flap, when all around are barking mad! From all the pack at Canine News Network, have an awesome evening and stay paws-itive!
These studies could just be more cloaked lies...like the rest of the viral narrative....lie after lie, etc.
I guess I missed a memo. Has the Bird Flu jumped to humans? Or is this just fear mongering?
That this is a "three-party project...initiated between the United States, the UK, and China" shows that its a project dear to the transnational deep state, whose efforts at "serial passage" are meant to convince us they are not serial liars, and serial killers too.
Beaking New!! Worst fears realized! The bird flu that fled the nest to take flight through dog populations globally, now dubbed “AVI=BARK 21,” has mutated further to leave the kennel and take a walkies through human populations.
Top dog at China’s Canine Avian Disease Control, Dr. Woo-f-ang Falcon, has confirmed ground zero to be a corner shop in the sleepy French town of Dormir-Plume-Chien-Bois, nestled in the iconic Whine region of Birdgogne. This area is renowned the world over for its Cabernet Sauvig-nest, Beakaujolais, Pigeonot Noir, and Zinfandeagle varietals.
Mr. Fei Lang, a 33-year-old from Woo-f-han, China and his French wife Chiennette- Roitelet were honeymooning there when Fei Lang fell ill after drinking a bottle of Avian mineral water from local shop “Le Chien Plume.” He was con-furmed to be positive for the new variant, christened H1K9-Sapiens by (P)ug (C)row (R)etriever at 92 cycle fetc-hold.
When a reporter from the Beakzos owned New Yap Times insisted on evidence for the starling claim that AVI-BARK 21 had leapt species barriers to humans, Dr. Woo-f-ang deftly referenced the initial sequencing of the Avian water bottle, Fei Lang had lapped up. De Novahawk sequencing revealed evidence of a man-made Gain of Fiction lab-rador leak. Inside the bottle of Avian, on a tiny slither of paper, waterproofed by lamination with the thinnest plastic film ever seen, a new genome was printed.
Next-Gen Terrier sequencing feather con-furmed the man-made nature of this hybrid bug. The plastic traced back to a factory in Dogodz, Poland, the paper sourced from a mill in H-owl-inna, Finland, and the genome was invented with the aid of software from Microsoft Offsprey 365 - the only place where all members of the health freedom movement can unanimously agree that viruses truly exist in pure, rabid, self-replicating Gain of Fido form. An Epsowl printer physically imprinted the genome.
Experts from the Whippet Hound Organization advise consulting with healthcare professionals for anyone exhibiting unusual signs. Mild symptoms of H1K9-Sapien include:
Head Beat-Bobbing: Moving heads back and forth in a quick, rhythmic manner like chickens, when listening to music on (M) utt (P) eck 3 players.
Fetching Frenzy: Fetching this and that for the missus as she howls out incessant errands, disturbing comfy perch time on sofas for husbands about to enjoy the footy on TV. Many consider this to be a terminal case of long H1K9-Sapiens.
Beak discounts: Pecking the price tags off expensive brand items in a bid to leave exclusive stores with premium products for free.
Paws for thought: Compulsive scratching behind ears with hands, often in mid-conversation.
Slobber sickness: Involuntarily drooling at the sight and smell of food, booze, and super cars.
Long H1K9-Sapiens is far more serious and has resulted in relationship difficulties, and sadly sometimes injury and even death. Disturbing signs include:
Sniff and Greet Syndrome: Greeting friends and strangers alike by enthusiastically sniffing their hands or, more embarrassingly, their behinds.
Guard Dog Glare: Staring down and growling in a menacing manner, anyone who comes near partner.
Avian Ballet: the coordinated movements of people in bus/train queues, changing positions rapidly in line, mimicking the flocking behaviours of birds in flight. Fights can break out when buses and trains pull in as passengers dispute their original place in the queue.
80‘s Style Plume Perms: Frequent trips to expensive hair salons to get perms shaped like chicken crests.
V-FORMATION DRIVES: Car owners of the same make and model have been observed driving in V-formation down busy transport arteries, shouting up at migratory geese to slow down. Motorway pile ups have become the norm. In addition, reports have been flying into police stations about vehicles driving off cliffs in a desperate bid to follow migratory birds.
Perhaps the most disturbing sign of Long H1K9-Sapiens is:
Male Mating Madness: Women across the globe have taken to Twitter to voice their concerns about bizarre new behaviours from their partners during intimate moments. Prior to the most intimate act, men are reportedly engaging in elaborate mating dances, hopping and spinning around in circles in a futile attempt to impress. Female frustrations are further exacerbated by their partners’ insistence on doggy style exclusively.
While some women might tolerate these peculiarities, many are disturbed by their partners flapping of arms, chicken wing style during the act, with everything concluding in just over 2 and a half flaps. Adding to the surreal experience, rumours have flocked to Twitter of men howling like wolves at the peak of climax, followed by crazed cock-a-doodle-doos. The spectacle ends with them lying on their backs, limbs splayed, and demanding belly rubs for comfort.
This bizarre hybrid virus, blending avian and canine traits, poses unprecedented challenges as it spreads across species boundaries, leaving health officials and researchers, scrambling to understand its implications.
So, ladies and gentlemen, keep those tails wagging and noses twitching for all the latest pup-dates. And remember, try not to get in a flap, when all around are barking mad! From all the pack at Canine News Network, have an awesome evening and stay paws-itive!
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A true work of art!
don't be afraid to say 'are'...
Yeah, Viroliegy is BS!!