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...and have an independent trusted source implement the vaccinations, so they can't squirm out of it by taking saline solutions

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BREAKING NEWS!! EXCITING NEW TV SERIES ABOUT TO SCREEN ON JAB-FLIX!💥

Title: Shot in the Dark

Description: Dive into the ultimate crossover game show that dares to tread the controversial line of health, politics, and fate! Every week, Shot in the Dark brings together the most “respected“ “health“ officials for a gripping, live spectacle.

First Episode: Prepare for an electrifying premiere featuring an all-star lineup: Tedros Adhanom, Bill Gates, Anthony Fauci, Jacinda Ardern, Justin Trudeau, Francis Collins, Jeremy Farrar, Patrick Vallance, Rachel, he judge who sentenced Courtenay, and all the Isle of Man peddlers of toxic jabs/the virus lie.

To the intense strains of a Clint Eastwood Spaghetti Western soundtrack, our contestants pass around a mysterious vial from a highly controversial lot. Here's the twist: victims and relatives of those affected by dystopian policies control the music. When the music stops, the LUCKY recipient faces their jabber, locking eyes in a moment of pure suspense as the camera zooms in to capture their every reaction. Those who withstand the next 48 hours earn a temporary reprieve in a luxurious quarantine camp, only to face future booster challenges in upcoming episodes. Each season promises four mandatory booster rounds, keeping the tension high and the stakes even higher. As our beloved bureaucrats drop out, new challengers step up, ensuring a fresh rotation of rolled up sleeves for the needle.

Shot in the Dark might not bring justice for all the suffering, but it promises a thrilling ride and a ratings bonanza for networks tired of the usual fare. Tune in for a weekly dose of drama, suspense, and unexpected twists that will leave you on the edge of your seat!

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This script is better than many I've seen come out of Hollywood!

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LOL 😃

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Well, a 10-second photo-op on TV isn't my idea of rigorous testing.

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